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Asslete.com: Sports Satire at its Laziest.
Asslete.com is the first user-generated all sports satire site. Now everyone has an opportunity to share his or her creativity with the world. Here’s how it works:
- Write an original, sidesplitting sport’s satirical article.
- Submit your article.
- Our untrained, unqualified, inexperienced staff will appraise its hilarity. (Think Paula, Randy, and Simon with even less talent)
- If it makes us laugh and we post your article on Asslete.com, you’ll share
the wealth .
Sure there are other fake news sites, but they didn’t spend nine bucks on Go Daddy locking up the domain name, "Asslete.com". Instead they spent money hiring comedic writers with command of the English language who deftly lampoon a broad spectrum of geopolitical issues. Suckers!
We started out with a funny word to describe athletes who act like an ass. Then we added a dot-com. And that pretty much drained us of our creative energy. Now the rest is up to you.
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Last Updated ( Tuesday, 30 January 2007 )
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