Privacy?? Oh yeah! We’re for it. Whether you’re into sports satire, goat pornography, or accidentally falling onto a syringe full of Nandrolone, it’s nobody’s business but your own. At Asslete.com, we treat your personal information with the highest standards of safety, security, and confidentiality.

We don't collect personal information without your knowledge. However, in order for you to submit a story, or for Asslete.com order to send products/payments to you, we need to collect information about you. This includes your name, billing address, shipping address, e-mail address, and phone number. We don't sell, rent, or give your personal information to unrelated third parties without your prior permission. Any/all e-mail addresses sent to us as the result of correspondence with Asslete.com will not be used, collected, or added to a bulk e-mailing list.

We do log non-personally-identifiable information including IP address, profile information, aggregate user data, and browser type, from users and visitors to the site. This data is used to manage the website, track usage and improve the website services. This non-personally-identifiable information may be shared with third-parties to provide more relevant services and advertisements to members. User IP addresses are recorded for security and monitoring purposes

Asslete.com may disclose your personally identifiable information if we believe in good faith that we are required to do so in order to comply with applicable law, a subpoena, or other legal process. Asslete.com may also disclose information when we have reason to believe that disclosing this information is necessary to identify, contact or bring legal action against someone who may be violating our Terms and Conditions , or to protect the safety of our users and the public. In addition, Asslete.com may disclose or access personally identifiable information in the context of a sale of the site, the assets or a portion of the assets of Asslete.com.

Asslete.com does not require the use of cookies. If you do not want to use cookies to login, simply choose to login manually as your login option when setting up your account or while modifying your account information. The use of advertising cookies sent by third-party servers is standard in the Internet industry. You may occasionally get cookies from our advertisers. Asslete.com cannot and does not control these cookies.

From time to time we may make changes to our privacy policy. If we make changes, we will post them in this section If you have any questions concerning this privacy policy, please email us at This email address is being protected from spam bots, you need Javascript enabled to view it