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Inside the Lockeroom

Michael Vick is mixed-up in a dog-fighting controversy. What are your thoughts?

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Fluffy: Michael Vick's Best Friend

"Fluffy is a good boy. A very good, good boy. Now could you step just a little bit closer and expose your jugular?"

 

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Joey "Doe:" Anonymous Source

"I've personally seen Michael Vick participate in dog-fighting. He should be banned from the NFL for life. What motivation would I possibly have to lie??"

 

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Beaky McPeckalot: Cock Fighting World Champ

"Fluffy is a pussy...and so is Chuck Liddell!"

 

 

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